you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
