I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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