break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
