Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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