i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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