I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize