I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
It's just like the Real World with babies
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
They took my balls.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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