i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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