I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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