I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
North Korea, Best Korea!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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