I think I died a long time ago.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She just used a chaser for red wine.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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