Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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