People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
