make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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