Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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