doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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