About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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