Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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