i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Sorry my hands just texted you
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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