I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm having to shit out rocks
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