He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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