do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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