I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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