It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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