You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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