Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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