what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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