I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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