Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Mom said you looked used
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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