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the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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