is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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