even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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