3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Umm I'm too high to move.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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