How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm eating all of the evidence.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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