no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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