we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize