this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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