i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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