How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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