I am puke
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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