5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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