All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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