I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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