I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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