remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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