I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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