I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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