I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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