I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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