Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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