Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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