i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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