Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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