Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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