Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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