I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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