My nipple is on Facebook.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Randomize
